unnatural disaster

Ever since I first set foot in kindergarten
I've had the most uncanny knack for being pardoned
From everyday calamities like poison darts and
Anything extinguishable with fluorocarbons.

At my high school graduation was this strange aroma
Like something that was dead for days or bad bologna
I took off and wound up with an honors diploma
Cause all my fellow classmates ended up in a coma

CHORUS:
Pay no mind, I'm doing fine,
I'm doing fine
Right on time, yeah right on time
I'll step aside and avoid the tide
Of an unnatural disaster.

And how about that time I almost married Ann Coulter
All aboard the private yacht her daddy bought her
On the shore I met a sexy chick in a halter
And the boat sunk to the bottom of the Bay of Gibraltar

CHORUS

An elemental fragment of my inner psyche
Puts me in the company of men who don't like me.
And at the moment when a getaway seems unlikely
I'm catapulted from them by my Air Jordan Nikes

CHORUS

end.

unnatural disaster©2008 by frank caravella