evan is getting his teeth

phone cord, lipstick, bottle caps, lego bricks
genuine leather shoes
wristwatch, checkbook, hairbrush, pocketbook
photographs from grandma's cruise
house plants, lawn chairs, stuffed frogs, underwear
corners of the persian rug
newspaper, golf balls, half-naked Barbie dolls
even the occasional bug

evan is evan is getting his getting his
evan is getting his teeth
evan is evan is getting his getting his
evan is getting his teeth
if you want to save your stuff from a slobbery death
better keep it under lock and key
'cause evan is evan is getting his getting his
evan is getting his teeth

tin foil, garden soil, fishing line, kitchen twine
plastic snakes and rubber bands
velcro, snow globes, picture frames and bathrobes
even his own two hands!
LPs, CDs, DVDs, VCTs,
45 picture sleeves
spatulas and windows sills, playing cards and pepper mills
anything he can reach

evan is evan is getting his getting his
evan is getting his teeth
evan is evan is getting his getting his
evan is getting his teeth
if you want to save your stuff from a slobbery death
better keep it under lock and key
'cause evan is evan is getting his getting his
evan is getting his teeth

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evan is getting his teeth©2005 by frank caravella